POV: I called my cheating ex-wife to ask when she was picking up the boys... somehow she ended up asking me for money.
Woman: I need to talk to you about something.
Man: Okay, what could it be this time?
Woman: Um, well, before I got them off, I really need either one of two things to happen. Because this is not my fault that I'm dealing with this.
rather be the guy that swings the blade that's just me. When we say America will be a Muslim country someday, Inshallah. People look at us with skepticism. But the reality is, that's our goal. Everybody has their own idea what they want America to be. We believe the best thing for Islam, the best thing for America is Islam. Islam will rule the worl
This lady thinks she can park in 2 spots and get away with it. Not today buddy. I love parking like a fuckin dumbass. I hope this sticker annoys you as much as your shitty parking annoyed me. My parents' lives were ended by a parking criminal. So I've dedicated my life to seeking justice and putting an end to bad parking. I park like an asshole. Di
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