A customer comes in the store today, tall willowy brunette, sits down, says she'd like to try on a pair of size 12 pumps. So I'm down there, you know, just doing my job, and notice she's wearing a garter belt like I like. And a nice pair of silk stockings. All the time she's smiling at me, all of a sudden, she uncrosses her leg.
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