A student asked his English professor... What is the definition of a dilemma? The professor said... Well, there's nothing better than, example, to illustrate the legend. Imagine you are lying in a bed with a beautiful naked woman on one side of you and a gay man on the other side of you. Who are you going to turn your back on? HOW TO KILL AN HOUR s
JD fears the first Islamic country to get a nuclear weapon will be the UK ð What is the first truly Islamist country that will get a nuclear weapon? And we were like, maybe it's Iran, you know, maybe Pakistan already kind of counts. And then we sort of finally decided, maybe it's actually the UK since Labour just took over. Populations keep on tell
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY CANADIAN GEESE ARE NOW DONALD DUCKS. Welcome to the land of the free, home of the brave where we still believe. Raise that flag, let the whole world see. There ain't no place like the USA to me.
That white person that you see calling himself a liberal is the most dangerous thing in the entire Western Hemisphere. He's the most deceitful, he's like a fox and a fox is always more dangerous in the forest than the wolf. You can see the wolf coming, you know what he's up to, but the fox will fool you. He comes at you with his mouth shaped in suc
The sweetest friendship. He was excited to see me to save him then heard me laugh and was over it. A girl and her dog. Just a girl and her dog. He fell asleep on her. Isn't sold on having a second kid so I got her a puppy to play with. Ok, little man, I'm coming. I just want to give you a big hug. Ok but make it a small hug, I'm still little.
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