Why is her tongue gray? Guinness World Records. Did she just put this in her mouth? Nine glasses, nine balls. She's going for ten. She's done it! Guinness World Records title was achieved on the set of... Keep Real. Stay Alive!
Me trying to explain my family tree to someone that doesn't know I'm pretty much related to the whole town. (Background music: The Green Grass Grew All Around)
If a girl sleeps with five guys, she is a slut. But if a guy sleeps with 50 girls, he is a legend. Why is that? Um, well, think about it. If a lock can be opened by five different keys, it's a terrible lock. But if one key can open 50 locks, that's a master key.
EX-CIA OFFICER JOHN KIRIAKOU SAYS, "THERE'S OVER 10,000 DOCUMENTS OF JFK'S ASSASSINATION THAT TRUMP WILL NEVER RELEASE BECAUSE THEY WOULD EXPOSE ISRAEL." @theoriesbible
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