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avatar Sophia Rich

I'm looking for an ugly woman. I mean real ugly. Butt ass ugly. Come over and do my laundry.

avatar Sophia Rich

Lou, my wife said the dryer's been shrinking her clothes. I hope you didn't say nothing stupid. Of course not. I told her it ain't the dryer, it's the refrigerator.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

PUSH TO RELEASE SOFT RUBBER ROLLS POSITIVE WRING

avatar Mark Manson

Can I mix my white and dark clothes together? You gotta keep 'em separated.

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