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avatar jojo9

going to tell my husband all my problems...

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Hon, what's for dinner? Nothing. But I had that last night. I know. I made enough for two nights.

avatar John Paul

I tried to put a load in the dishwasher 😂 it started making all this noise like.. wah wah wah Are you talking about me?

avatar jojo9

Oh, I got new curtains. What do you think? If you don't like them, we can take them back. Okay, I don't like them. Look at Easter.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Hey honey, I brought a friend from work over for dinner. You did not. What is your problem? Totally unannounced? My hair and makeup, I haven't done anything. I'm still in my pajamas and the house is a mess. The dishes, they're not done at all. And you know, I was going to take, we were going to go out for dinner. So why did you bring him here? Tha

avatar John Paul

I WANT MY BREAKFAST READY AT 6 AM. EGGS AND BACON AND DON'T YOU EVER BE LATE. AND WHEN I WANT LUNCH YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH. IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT. AND THEN I TOLD KEVIN YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY THOSE THINGS TO YOUR WIFE. YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO YOUR WIFE ONCE IN A WHILE. BRING HER FLOWERS RIGHT.

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