ANDICIOPEC MUSIC FORGOT WHO THEY SERVE WE THE PEOPLE. NOT THEM. LIBERTY ISN'T NEGOTIABLE FREEDOM ISN'T A FAVOR. This ain't about left or right. It's about the people who sent you there. And the promises you forgot. The government works for the people, not the other way around. From the plains to the Rockies, every voice should count. But marble hal
I love you. Want to know why? You're the first person who truly made me feel safe and loved. You make me genuinely happy. Bring laughter and smiles into my life. And you're the most gorgeous, amazing, funniest, caring, loving, and sweetest person in the whole universe. It's like I can talk to you for hours, even days, and you'd never get bored. Alw
Part 2 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I was on that plane... now I'm eating a taco. I was on that plane for four hours. You not come here anymore. Why you have spare rib? You so big. I went to the gym today. Listen first. First lesson. I don't like it. I go because I want to be healthier. I have such a long road ahead of me. I lost 100 pounds. And pe
Part 3 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I pop out of the water, I hear, "Where's my baby? Where's my baby?" Like I need this on my vacation. The next ride is called the Giant Tube. No, it's a medium tube at best. And I found out when I get nervous, I swell. You see people come out of the tubes, they plop ever so gently. "Oh, plop, wee!" This is not wha
That's anal. After I got divorced, I texted this guy in the NBA that I used to hook up with and I was like, 'Yo, I'm single again, do you want to blow my back out?' And he said, 'Nah.' I said, 'Cool. Do you have Drake's number?' And he was like, 'You're like 20 years too old for Drake.' I was like, 'I am 34.' And he was like, 'Exactly.' If you're a
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