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avatar John Paul

Are you guys pet friendly? Yes. okay cool! are pet friendly? You said you guys are pet friendly? Wow, that is so cool! We can get a room? Ummmm, Ian? I mean that's impressive. We saw online you guys are pet friendly so we thought we'd test that theory. Maybe we should be more specific. Okay. Please say yes, this will be such a cool day. This is...

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avatar Jacob Junior

I find people glorify being single because they say you can sleep with anyone you want, but you can actually only sleep with anyone who wants to sleep with you. It's a very different number.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Islands in the Stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong? Sail away with me to another world. And we rely on each other. From one lover to another. Tender love is blind. It requires a dedication. All this love we feel. There's no conversation. We're making love with each other. Islands in the Stream. That is what we are. N

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

There's only one word to say in this situation... What?

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Robin Williams ability to come up with a joke fast is insane. Now, uh... I must ask you, this might be too personal, but uh... 8 inches!

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