Are you single right now or you have a man? I made a dating bingo card. Dating bingo. Get ghosted. I got ghosted. Go to a sporting event. What are you, A.I.? This is so funny. One ticket for the sporting event, please. Ah yes, I did get ghosted yesterday by a human man. Dude, the... it just says 'Get a boyfriend'. Date lasts less than 30 minutes. Y
You want to go for a walk? What do you think? Uh... You wanna... I don't know, maybe you wanna just... We could just go for a little bit of a walk. What do you think, maybe? You wanna go for a walk, maybe? You wanna go for a walk, maybe? Do you want to go for a walk? You do? You want to go for a walk real quick? We could go for a walk. Penny, are y
Where in Seattle? I talked about Seattle 15 minutes ago. What the hell, bitch? You been thinking that question for a whole time? She been waiting. She's like, 'Damn, this bit... this is a long ass bit.' Where in Seattle! That was 10 minutes ago. That was the very first thing I said. Oh, you're from Seattle? Me too. Where in Seattle? Um, Renton. Ren
I put on Looney Tunes for my kids recently. That show has not aged well. All right, honey, let's meet this cast of characters. First off, we have a pig, his name's Porky. And his thing is, he has a speech impediment. She goes, "What?" I go, "Yeah, he has a hard time communicating with his peers, and therefore he has really low self-esteem." Okay, y
Audience defends big oil. All right, so you wanted to speak up? You wanted to pipe up for a second? What do you have to say for yourself? What's your name? Ryan. Ryan. Of course it is. Ryan, what do you do? I'm a bulk oil driver. A bulk what? Oil driver. Oil, yeah. Okay. Um, does that mean do you drive for like long distances? No. No, okay. Um, wha
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