Where in Seattle? I talked about Seattle 15 minutes ago. What the hell, bitch? You been thinking that question for a whole time? She been waiting. She's like, 'Damn, this bit... this is a long ass bit.' Where in Seattle! That was 10 minutes ago. That was the very first thing I said. Oh, you're from Seattle? Me too. Where in Seattle? Um, Renton. Ren
I put on Looney Tunes for my kids recently. That show has not aged well. All right, honey, let's meet this cast of characters. First off, we have a pig, his name's Porky. And his thing is, he has a speech impediment. She goes, "What?" I go, "Yeah, he has a hard time communicating with his peers, and therefore he has really low self-esteem." Okay, y
Audience defends big oil. All right, so you wanted to speak up? You wanted to pipe up for a second? What do you have to say for yourself? What's your name? Ryan. Ryan. Of course it is. Ryan, what do you do? I'm a bulk oil driver. A bulk what? Oil driver. Oil, yeah. Okay. Um, does that mean do you drive for like long distances? No. No, okay. Um, wha
Everyone says they want a good man until he actually shows up. Because here's what they don't tell you: a good man isn't a pushover. He's built on discipline, priorities, and rock-solid boundaries. But the second he enforces those boundaries, suddenly the labels start flying. If he has a schedule, he's controlling. If he has expectations, he's mani
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