BASTARD BURGERS, COCKTAILS, @CARTONIFATTONI. Two small monkeys dressed in human clothes, one in a black hoodie and jeans, the other in a beige jacket and pants, are walking on a city sidewalk. Both are holding what appear to be cigarettes in their mouths. They walk with a swagger, mimicking human behavior.
WHO IS DUMBER. Men or women? Women. Really? Why? Why? One time I was at the store and these two ladies were talking. Okay. Okay. Yes. Uh, one lady asked the other lady, 'Hey, if you guess what's in the bag of oranges, I'll give you what's in the bag.' The lady guessed blueberries, and she got it wrong. So what was in the bag? What? What was in the
The movement has started Support from every state For Lindsey Clancy. Wisconsin. First off, I want you to listen to the words of that song and realize how absolutely absurd it is. But next, it says this: The movement has started support from every state for Lindsey Clancy. So let me translate that for anyone with some common sense. The movement has
East Tennessee Children's Hospital announced a generational partnership and took the name Dolly Parton Children's Hospital. Her name had moved from a television credit to a book label to the front of a place where children go to heal. Think about the distance between those two images. A little girl in a small one-bedroom home composing songs before
When the industry fell cold, gave me strength I didn't know I had, and courage to be bold. You left a mark, a legacy of kindness that's broken, never replaced. But knowing you were gone, I'd leave a hollow in my chest. A quiet kind of missing that won't ever let me rest. I miss you, darling, more than words could ever say. The world feels a little
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