You must be Jack. How do you do, Mr. Britten? No, no. Call me Pete. Come on in. Honey, Jack's here! I'll be down in a sec! She'll be down in a sec. So Jack, the infamous Jack. We finally meet. How awesome is that? Pretty great. Right. So... do you want a Dickens Cider? What? I said, how about a Dickens Cider? Uh... Jack, it's no big deal. Yeah, lik
Lou I gotta tell you I learned something today brother you just never know who people really are well what happened buddy there's this dentist that just got busted for drug dealing that lives down the road from me what the hell really I heard something about that I think I've been going to that guy for 20 years Lou I never knew the f**ker was a den
for all. For all. Which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is mine. And now, boys and girls, let me hear you recite the Pledge of Allegiance. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Since I was a small boy
This snack is being handed out. Y'all get in line behind me. Move your big ass back, Bonfree. Man, grabbin' me, holdin' me. Hey, Caesar, man, get up off me, man. You wait for my snack, stop. You can't get the first dibs, man. You big rascal, just need to step aside and let the boy go first. Hey, get up, just grabbin' me, holdin' me, man. He gonna e
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