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Berry? Robbery What's your favorite berry? This is the end

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avatar Agni Gauss

Completely legal traffic hack: Look at them imbeciles. They were lining up for about 200 meters. I'm gonna show you a hack, okay? Look, watch this. I'm a fucking genius when it comes to road rules. Watch this. They're still lining up, right? They're still lining up. You go round the roundabout. Watch this. I've fucking beaten the Matrix, mate. Fucked us all. Sucked in, cunts.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

DON'T MAKE FUN OF LIBERALS WITHOUT ME Damn, that's a crazy shirt. Yo, yo bro. That shirt's a little crazy. It went out in public. Oh, you don't fuck with it? I don't know, bro. There's a door over there. You can go fucking hit yourself with it. Oh, alright.

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avatar Jacob Junior

Me when I hear someone laugh a few lanes down from me at the bowling alley after getting my 18th consecutive gutterball: We'll be right back.

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avatar Anthony Miller

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtle power They're the world's most fearsome fighting team They're heroes in the house shell and they're green When the evil shredder attacks These turtle boys don't cut no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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