Brotherhood is staying when there is nothing left to gain. You're already been dead. What the hell are you doing this for anyway? Wyatt Earp is my friend. Hell, I got lots of friends. I don't.
The last time I received flowers was four years ago, on a date. It seems like no one wants to stay in touch with me after learning about my divorce. Am I really that unattractive?
I tapped my Lyft driver on the shoulder. The driver SH!TS himself, swerves, almost H!TS a Semi, and stops inches from a Store window. I said, F*%K ME, you're a little jumpy, aren't you? I only tapped your shoulder. "SORRY!" The driver said. It's my first day, I've been driving a F*%KING HURST the past 25 years!
Pelosi has a little problem because her husband sold their Visa stock. They had a lot of Visa stock one day before Visa was announced that Visa is being sued by the Department of Justice. Think of that. Nancy Pelosi sold vast amounts of Visa stock one day before the big lawsuit that we all read about a few days ago was brought against Visa. You thi
Get ready, everybody, because on Wednesday the 24th, coming up, two days right away, we're gonna have the biggest rally we've ever had. It's gonna be on the National Mall. It's our music, our playlist. We don't have a lot of people boring you with songs that you don't wanna hear. We have the hottest people, the hottest everything. It's gonna be one
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