CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT
RELAX I MEANT SHARE YOUR ROOM
EVERY TIME YOU WATCH TOO MUCH
Can I sleep with you tonight? What did you do? Relax, I meant share your room. It is freezing outside. My beak is shivering. You scared me for nothing! Not my fault. Your brain takes the romantic route every time. You watch too much Hallmark Channel.
Daddy, I've checked our bank account. An investee. I bought groceries. Groceries? You invested all our money into your stomach. This belly is worth $5,000 in tacos. That is a bad return on investment. Liquidate your assets. Sell the fat. I need cash received.
Roco, how are the kittens doing? They are screaming! They are hungry! And they pooped on my feathers! Aww... This is not off! This is a nightmare! I demand a raise! I am working overtime! And where is my break? I haven't had a single walnut since 6am!
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