Daddy, I've checked our bank account. An investee. I bought groceries. Groceries? You invested all our money into your stomach. This belly is worth $5,000 in tacos. That is a bad return on investment. Liquidate your assets. Sell the fat. I need cash received.
Roco, how are the kittens doing? They are screaming! They are hungry! And they pooped on my feathers! Aww... This is not off! This is a nightmare! I demand a raise! I am working overtime! And where is my break? I haven't had a single walnut since 6am!
Oh, Christopher, why are you crying? She asked me to help with the kids, and I said later. Later. Later. Say it again. Later. Good, because later turns into never. She never turns into divorce.
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