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avatar Gaie Houston

Did you know that semen comes out at 20 miles per hour? I didn't, but I do now.

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avatar John Paul

I believe in miracles... where you're from... you sexy thing...

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Don't you care about anything? What? In a school filled with problem children, you're the worst one here. I can think of three other guys with longer records than I have. We have worked and we've worked trying anything we can think of to turn you around, but nothing seems to get through to you. Come on Dad. No. You don't give a damn about anything

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avatar Isabella Lewis

A man with a long beard and long hair, resembling a wizard, is watching a football match. He initially has a serious expression, then slowly smiles. The scoreboard shows '67:38 LON 1 1 MNC'.

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avatar John Paul

Mac picks countries to avoid. Just picking out the places I want to avoid when I sail across the world. No Africa for you, huh? No. I don't want to go to any poor places, you know. Successful guy like myself, I'll have a target on my back. Right. So I guess... Okay. And too cold. Yeah. Too violent. Down there. Oh, the whole thing. You're just gonna

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avatar Isabella Lewis

@_PILOTWIFE_3 The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony

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