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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Full Metal Jacket. Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my be

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

When You Find Out The Boyz Secretly Feelin This Song Just As Much As You! So let's go there. Let's make our escape. Come on, let's go there. Let's ask if we stay. Can you take me higher? To a place where a line might not see. Can you take me higher? To a place where it's going to be. I know I would like a world to change. It helps me to appreciate

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

stuff in your stuff, fill it blunts in your purse, but that ain't enough. Turn the liquor bottles up with your main as we do. Turn right, turn left, each corner take a sip. Say what's up to the beat. GROW YOUNG

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Cashier is fighting for his life. Hi, it's 9:58. Can I still order? Oh yeah, of course. What can I get for you? Can I have two large cheese pizzas, please? Yeah, of course. Ten veggie pockets. Ten veggie pockets. And uh, three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Anything else for you? Uh, can I have a ten mozzarella

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avatar Patricia Lee

10 years ago when I worked in tech support, a frustrated customer called and this was literally the first thing that they said: "Can you please transfer me to the least-liked employee so I can make their day miserable?"

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Ever seen a Husky + Golden Retriever Mix? Well, this is what it looks like.

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