Hey, Mister Smith, how was your trip to Thailand? Honey, I met two Thai chicks over there and you wouldn't believe what they asked me. Well, now you got my curiosity up, you gonna tell me? They asked me to sleep with them, said it would be like winning the lottery. I know that's right, that's every man's fantasy, right? So did ya? To my horror, the
Studebaker engines are known to be super durable. Yeah. They're indestructible. The V8s are a 90-degree V. Most V8s are only a 60-degree. Which is why they're a V. Yeah. And they fit in closer. As durable as they are, the knock on Studebaker, and it's a legitimate, they're super heavy. Got it. The test before a design was ever released for producti
A red Volkswagen Beetle with a custom engine, including a turbocharger, is shown. The camera pans around the car, highlighting its shiny exterior and modified rear engine bay. @VOLKSTROKE @K_H_details
Shy. Hands down. Put out your gun. Salute to Trump. Down. Head down. Step back. Sit. Shy. Lie down. Roll over. Step on that toy. Get up. Turn left. Turn right. Stand in the corner. Into the cage. Diving. Come. Get the ball in the drawer. Put the bottle in the bucket. Another one. Bring your food over here. Bring your utensils over here. Step back.
Come on, Timmy, pick those knees up. This isn't a jog, this is cardio with consequences. I've seen turtles with more hustle. Move it! That gator's on a low-carb diet and you're the cheat meal, Timmy. Let's go!
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