Hey, I got a joke. Mike told this to Tony the other day. There's a woman, she's pregnant with triplets. She gets shot. Several bullets in the stomach. They can't remove them, they're inside the babies. But they survived. So she thought to herself, well, I'm not gonna say nothing to him unless I have to, you know, as they get older. So she didn't sa
You have to have an ID to register your utilities under your name to pay your bills. You also have to have an ID to apply to school, to get loans, and get housing. So when you talk about minority people, they also require an ID to sign up for welfare and benefits that the poor community, you know, lower income people benefit from. So if they can ge
The woman asks "do these biscuits look limp?" while holding a basket of biscuits. She then points at a man across the table and makes a gesture as if trying to influence him, while he looks unimpressed.
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