Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up. In your case, to your mother, superheroes, etcetera. I'm going to attempt an experiment that will get you to transfer those feelings to me. Well, seems what's on the menu tonight is malarkey with a big side of poppycock. May I offer you something to drink? You know I don't drink. Not even Str
Check out this guy. I'm not MAGA, please don't scroll. I've got a moral compass and a soul. This is David. He is so hot. Oh. I'm sure by now everyone's seen this. Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. Before we continue, David has a lot to say. Pay attention. I mean, listen to what he's saying. Any way you slice it, whether Do
A person in a yellow Brazil jersey with 'Neymar Jr 10' on the back is on their knees, seemingly begging a woman with a suitcase not to leave. The woman opens the door and steps out. The person in the jersey then gets up and starts dancing energetically, celebrating her departure. Suddenly, the woman reappears outside the door, looking at the dancin
Only in Bakersfield. A woman attempts to leave a Walmart store with a shopping cart full of items without paying. Store employees try to stop her. She eventually abandons the cart but walks away with some items in her arms. Someone says, "That's what you're worth, five bucks."
Hurry, before it starts. Hey, babe. Can you grab me a beer before it starts? Sure. Thanks. Here, another one before it starts. Hurry. Before what starts? Just trust me. Hurry. Thank you. One more, please. It's gonna start. It's about to start. Okay. Thank you so much. Are you really just going to sit around all day and chug beers and watch TV? See,
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