I had this old girl tell me I had a little pecker one time. I said, 'Yeah, but my mouth will change your whole perspective on life.' She goes, 'You're gonna have to show me that.' So I got on down there and got about that far away from it, started blowing air in that motherfucker. She was like, 'Oh, what are you doing?' I said, 'You feel all that a
ASK THE ATTORNEY Part 4 of 4. If you shoot in self defense what do you say when you call 911. Get someone else to call 911. The 911 operators are trained to get you to keep talking. Prosecutors, judges, and juries will dissect that phone call. Maybe you were too calm. Maybe you were too excited. So it comes back to the less is more. Definitely you
RANKING THE BEST UNEXPECTED ANS MOMENTS (NO:1 IS ILLEGAL ⚠️) (PART 10) What job do you think is overpaid? Prostitution. Prostitu...? Hey, hey! Bro Was Too Excited 🤪. Did you get many spankings as a kid? As a kid? No. No, I mean, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You Understand? 💀💀. So how did you meet your beautiful wife? I said, can you
Who will win the World Cup? Spain, Scotland, South Korea, Colombia, Australia, Japan, Croatia, Ghana, Germany, Netherlands, England, Portugal, USA, Türkiye.
Gangs in UK Part 1. One of the most horrific reports you will ever read in your entire life, and I mean it, was just published. You're not going to see any, any of the major media outlets pick this stuff up because it really goes against the narrative. I want you to imagine for a second taking Yankee Stadium and loading it up, every single seat is
SHE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN AFTER THIS. The best way to gain control of the most intelligent, powerful species on the planet would be to completely divide them from the love within themselves. As soon as they are old enough to begin creating an understanding of who they are, force them into a system that teaches them that it is wrong to be yourself if
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