I knew Marines were badasses, but this son of a bitch right here is throwing out some big dick energy. Watch this. He comes walking over to my bedside and he goes, 'Do you Lance Corporal Drone?' I'm like, 'Yes, sir.' He's, 'I'm on the phone with the President of the United States,' which at the time was Barack Obama. 'And had him on speakerphone.'
Alright, who's dancing? Come on, who's dancing? You want me to get it started? I'll get it started. Who are you with your fancy pants? AUSTRALIA BREAK DANCING AT THE OLYMPICS
The random stuff I find when I clean out my kids' car seats. Oh, what the heck. Whole banana? Is that Rotel? What? Wrapping paper? That is a massive ball. My caulk gun? How did that get in there? There's our Roomba! This is getting ridiculous. Was that a... Was that a burglar? Murphy, there you are! Good boy.
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