I think it's funny, sometimes you open up a drawer and there's like blueberries or whatever and then someone's name is on it, like this. This is Jeff's pineapple. I forgot I had that. Don't eat Jeff's pineapple, apparently. Ever, ever. So I keep, you know, fruit for me. I want to have like fresh fruit every day because for some reason, like you do
Why does the United States need to take over the Venezuelan oil industry? Well, we don't need to. First of all, let me go back up. We don't need Venezuela's oil. We have plenty of oil in the United States. What we're not going to allow is for the oil industry in Venezuela to be controlled by adversaries of the United States. You have to understand
X don't give it to you, what the fuck is here to get it on your own? X don't deliver it to you, knock, knock, open up the store, it's real With the knock-top, the box, the name is still Go hard, then fetch it with it But I got such a good heart that I make a motherfucker want to hear Get it, damn right, and I do it again Cause I am right, so I got
But don't you think men really like intelligence more when it comes right down to... Ah, please, are we going to go back to that? Are you kidding? Sure, I mean, it's a brain, you know, a caring person. No man has ever put his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card. I don't know. I don't know. I'm telling you. I don't know.
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