I was so mad, I called Richard Pryor's house up. I said, 'Yo, Richard, Bill Cosby just called me up and told me I was too dirty.' And Richard said, 'The next time a motherfucker calls, tell him I said suck my dick.' I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. He said, 'Do the people laugh when you say what you say?'
Dirty joke coming in 3, 2, 1. If you don't like dirty jokes, that's all right. Don't get your clam and jam. But if you do like dirty jokes, I'm Caroline, and I am kind of funny sometimes. So, follow along. Today's joke is about ducks. Okay? So, three ducks get busted swimming in the pond after midnight, and they get arrested. So, they go to jail, t
TOP 10 FUNNIEST SHOE-THROWING MOMENTS. Anybody got them mothers that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and fuck you up wherever she was aiming. She was bad with a shoe. She would like carry that shit like a gun. By the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe. And
A dog is looking lovingly at his female veterinarian while she is examining him. The text overlay says: '... when your doggo has a crush on his vet ...'
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
