I'm going to call the authorities if this duck is dangerous. Operator, hello operator, give me the authorities please. Yes sir, just a moment. Hello authorities, I wish to report a dangerous lunatic in my home. You don't say.
Titan. This can't be good. Who are you? Answer me now. Or I'll come up there. I'll be brave. No I won't. I'll keep my distance. Oh new friends!! Who do I play with first? I'll take you. Wait I feel bad... I'll play with all of you. Who let you in? I'll give you 1 second to move... Who do I take first? What the dog doing? Oh fluff no...
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