I'm not sorry for smoking, cause smoking's what I do. And if you like to get real high, this song is just for you. Pot is just a vibe and it puts my mind at fuckin' ease. This shit is lit and it hits real quick and it helps anxiety. And if you judge, it shows how much we all need to grow up. It's fuckin' weed, not cracker speed, and we're not hurt
Coffee, sir? Yes, please. Okay, and how would you like it? Like I like my women. Black and full of cream. You kiss like my dad. Let's just pretend you didn't say that. There you go. You're next.
ME STOPPING MY FRIEND BEFORE HE COMPLETES THE SENTENCE THAT GETS US BOTH DEPORTED
You're one of those funny people with a big crazy nose! A clown? No, a j- Joker! That's right!
Me watching the part in the WWII documentary where the allied soldiers loot the painter's office
Edward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabb's belongings. He won't like it!
President Trump and his team have taken Davos and the globalist by storm with zero apologies and not needed. Canada gets a lot of freebies from us. Canada lives because of the United States. Remember that. Without us, without us, you'd all be speaking German and little Japanese, perhaps after the war. We gave Greenland back. How stupid were we? How
had to take my husband to the hospital after this challenge
Alright, babe, guess what this is. Orange! Nice! Okay, my turn. Okay. Babe, are these peanuts? Yeah! I'm allergic to peanuts! Oh my god... We've been together nine years and you didn't know I was allergic to peanuts? I'm so sorry... Are my cheeks rolling? I don altitude... OH MY GOD! WHAT? AHHHHHHHHH
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