Jethro Tull. @CHICOFFREITAS. Thick as a brick. February 1977. Really don't mind if you sit this one out. My words have been a whisper, your deafness a shout. I may make you feel better, but I can't make you think. Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink. So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your rambles and your wise
There are certain people walking this earth that you seriously need to leave the fuck alone. They don't bother anybody. They don't go around asking people for shit. All they ever wanted was real love, respect, and the same energy they give to others. So leave them the fuck alone. If someone has been genuinely good to you, don't invent some fucked u
The time Mr. Rogers made everyone cry at the Emmys. Would you just take along with me 10 seconds to think of the people who have helped you become who you are. Those who have cared about you and wanted what was best for you in life. 10 seconds of silence. I'll watch the time. Whomever you've been thinking about, how pleased they must be to know the
PROOF THAT PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN WHAT DEMOCRATS REALLY ARE. This is Mr. Montgomery. I met him a few weeks ago in New York. Oh, hi. You live here? Yes. Well, maybe you know what a zombie is. When a person dies and is buried, it seems that certain voodoo priests who have the power to bring him back to life. Horrible. It's worse than horrible becau
Donny Osmond doing side quests. Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns. Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met. But you can bet before we're through, Mr. I'll make a man out of you. Be a man. We must be swift as a coursing river. Be a man with all the force of a great typhoon. Be a man with all
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