Joke Time 519. Hey, you wanna hear a joke? One day Billy came home from school and found his pet rooster laying flat on his back with his legs straight up in the air. Billy runs up to his dad and says, Dad, Dad, my rooster, he's laying there dead with his legs straight up in the air. Why is his legs up in the air like that? And the dad says, Well,
WHO CAN IT BE NOW MEN AT WORK WHO CAN IT BE NOW KNOCKING AT MY DOOR GO AWAY DON'T COME KNOCKING NO MORE CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S LATE AT NIGHT I'M SO TIRED AND I'M NOT FEELING RIGHT ALL I WISH IS TO BE ALONE STAY AWAY DON'T YOU EVER MAKE MY HOME BEST UP IF YOU HANG OUTSIDE DON'T COME IN I'M ONLY RUNNING AND HIDING WHO CAN IT BE NOW WHO CAN IT BE NOW
GOLDEN EARRING. I've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There's a voice in my head that drives my heel. It's my baby calling, says I need you here. And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear. When she's lonely and the longing gets too much. She says, 'Come on, come on and give me your touch.' Radar love, radar love. We've got a t
I don't need a man. We do not need men. Bought a new mattress off temu and this happened. Let go of me, I can do it myself. Oh my god, we're gonna need a man.
Just trying to have fun. Oh my god. Oh shit. I'M NEVER SKATEBOARDING ON THE SIDEWALK AGAIN... Oh! The gravel sent him flying 😱😂. Not really a leg. Woah! My bros first time on the swing. Nahhh he done broke his back ðŸ˜. JOSH ALLEN'S SUPER BOWL DREAM. No, you gotta, you gotta...
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