Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon; where there is doubt, faith. Where there is despair, hope; where there is darkness, light; and where there is sadness, joy. O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console; to be understood as to understa
Hey there! See your driver's license, please. The reason I stopped you is... you have a fully tinted windshield. All your rear tail lights are all blacked out. May I see your registration, paperwork, and proof of insurance. Yeah, that looks like it. Let's see what we got there. Looks like it's good through November. All right, I just need to see yo
The people that are criticizing this, they know they're lying. And their audience knows they're lying. Because if they were telling the truth, there would have already been a coup. 'Cause you can't have a president inviting an attack on American cities. So it's like this is just a stupid thing we're even talking about here. The media is not real an
I guess she don't know this is how I try my sneakers on. I guess he don't know this is how I try my sneakers on. He really rocked her ass in the end. A runner trying on running shoes at a store. This client was trying on shoes and sprinted to the mirror. The manager chased him down.
Y'all better get in line, niggas. Y'all better get in line, 'cause Abdul El-Sayed couldn't get the job done. So they done sent for the big guns. Niggatron. That's right. Abdul El-Sayed couldn't get the job done. Now they need all you niggas in a line, going to vote blue, so they bringing out the big guns. They bringing out Niggatron, bro. They are
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