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avatar Jacob Junior

Marlin's beard, Hagrid. That felt like getting fucked with a tree trunk. Can we do it again?

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avatar Mark Manson

He already knew. I'm not short, I'm fun-size.

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avatar jojo9

Through every up and down, I promise to stay with you in my heart, I'll never stray. Forever love you through the darkest night. Forever love you till the morning light.

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avatar Agni Gauss

If you get past my foul mouth and awkwardness, a dark sense of humor and sarcasm, I really am a fucking delight.

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avatar Jacob Junior

His whole life turned out to be a lie. I have been married for 51 years. Got two sons. 42 and 40. Damn deadbeats. I'm still supporting the little boogers. Needed to take a test to see if any of us had a kidney good enough for my brother. Found out something interesting. They ain't my kids. They're somebody else's.

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avatar Anthony Miller

A person in a small boat on a calm lake, with an incredibly large fish, possibly a carp, swimming alongside the boat. The fish appears to be almost the same length as the boat, creating a striking visual.

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