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avatar John Paul

Money? Real money? Anybody? You can have one object of your choosing. Can I have that $50 thing? Sure. Is there a catch? No, it's just money. Very heavy objects in Vaseline. What are you doing? I don't know. You have to lift. Pick it up? I'm not gonna give you the... if you want it. Take it, Alice. I'd love to. It's like super glued to the anvil. T

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken. Instead of candy, eat grilled chicken. Instead of soda, drink grilled chicken. Instead of chips, eat air popped grilled chicken.

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avatar Agni Gauss

day 153 of unemployment

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Me: Where do you see yourself in 10 years? As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left 'cause I've been passing and laughing.

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avatar jojo9

Michael, I thought I told you to put a load in the washer last night. I tried remember, but the washer had a headache.

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avatar Gaie Houston

I reckon I've had enough of FAR-LEFT LIBERALS

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