got setup and a lot of people are about to go to prison. Tonight, I'm announcing the immediate declassification and release of critical intelligence revealing shocking vulnerabilities in our election infrastructure.
Damn. Are you good? Need some numbing cream, bro? Yeah, alright, for sure, hold on. Hey Chris, grab me some numbing cream. Is this the right one? Yeah. What the fuck is that? Is that the numbing cream? It's Vagisil. Why? Because it's for pussies. Alright.
you write a song to all the mean girls out there..... I'm sorry I'm pretty, sorry I'm smart, sorry I can dance and sing and play guitar, sorry about my hair and the way I dress, sorry that your boyfriend seems to like it the best, but the truth is I enjoy it every now and then, my mama warned me I'd be hated for the way I am, sorry not sorry
If you were granted one wish, babe, what would it be? For every man to have a wife just like you. Oh, baby, that's so sweet. You think I'm that great, babe? Hell, no, because it ain't fair if I'm the only one suffering.
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