My goodness, standards are falling. No tie, dear me. My usual suite, please. Do you have a credit card? Or even any luggage, sir? Mr. Bond, so good to see you. It's been a long time. Mr. Chang. Perhaps you could send out my tailor and some food. The lobster's good, with quail's eggs and sliced seaweed. And if there's any left, a '61 Bollinger. Of c
When you put on your wife's headphones to see what she listens to when cleaning... If you want to bury a dead body, simply bury it 9 feet deep. Then place a dead animal 4 feet above it. This way, if a police dog smells something unusual, they will only find the dead animal.
What's your name? Teeter. What's that? Tee-ter. Your name Peter? Do I look like my fucking name is Peter, you skunk-hard motherfucker? She just called me a motherfucker. You understood that, didn't you, you bow-legged bastard? Hey, you look like you all got bent over on one of them nurse things, fucked up the ass 'til your knees buckled. She's perf
You about to lose your car, partner. Do it, bro! Come on, Vince, you got it, man. You think I'm worried about this fool, man? This is nothing. Oh, no. American muscle.
Bulldog. Hey, why you fucking my friend, man? Hey man, I'm not in the mood. Hey, fuck your mood, man. What's happening, brother? Yo, what it be like, homie? That was real good. @ACTION_STARS_1
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