Never gets old. Got What You Deserved. INSTANT REGRET. Holy sh*t! Are you out of your f*cking mind? You're gonna regret this! Do you understand me? RAGE SEQUENCE. Why were you on that property? I was walking by. With the package in your hand? I was checking it. I swear I didn't mean to steal it. Checking it for what? For safety. Stop that bullsh*t.
Rate my battlestation! Man, my friend, I'm going to come and put it on his head. Let me hit him, man. What the hell is hitting out there? I hit here. Oh my God, our lady, this thing here is strange.
Showing my wife my new favorite song. Your pussy is the best place on earth. Every time I sleep in, it feels well worth. Makes me so thankful for birth. Bring that pussy, let me stretch it, put it to work. Oh, it's soft like Georgia peaches, tight like Wrangler jeans. So my wife decided she was going to dress like this to an event at our daughter's
It's a pile of wood. Fix your forelock. Oh my god, are you joking? It's a pile of wood. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You need to chill out though, 'cause this is ridiculous. Fix your forelock.
A hockey player performs a skillful trick during a game, kicking the puck up with his skate and catching it on his stick. Text on arena boards includes 'XL-BYGG', 'BOLIDEN', 'IMPACT BY', 'Cextena', 'PACE ON', and 'SPEL'.
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