NOBODY PREPARES YOU FOR THE PART OF YOUR 50S WHERE YOU'RE SIMULTANEOUSLY TRYING TO BUILD MUSCLE, LOSE FAT, PROTECT YOUR KNEES, FIX YOUR HORMONES, EAT 150G OF PROTEIN, AND REMEMBER WHY YOU WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN. BUT HERE WE ARE.
Funny Conversation. How is it you can sue Walmart if you fall, McDonald's if you get fat, but not Budweiser for all the ugly people you slept with? I agree.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Freddy Krueger is BACK! I've been away from my children for far too long. Freddy. Freddy Krueger. Miss me? No! You know what I miss? That look right before you realize nobody's coming to wake you up, bitch. Ah!
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
