Old man called in to identify his wife. (Whimpering) Oh, no! No! No! You and your wife must have been very close, sir. We hated each other's guts. Then why are you so upset? Because that's not her!
How I learned I was too big for the playground. AH SH*T. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Dad tryna to show off. My pet peeve is people saying 'yea I've been hit in the head by a swing too'. Nobody knows exactly how you feel. Her face. Oh my god. Oh. I have an idea. Ah ah ah ah ah. Oh. Anything could have prevented this. Oh. The way I was holding on for
5 POWERFUL BIBLE VERSES. I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME. PHILIPPIANS 4:13. FEAR NOT, FOR I AM WITH YOU; BE NOT DISMAYED, FOR I AM YOUR GOD. I WILL STRENGTHEN YOU, YES, I WILL HELP YOU, I WILL UPHOLD YOU WITH MY RIGHTEOUS RIGHT HAND. ISAIAH 41:10. GOD IS OUR REFUGE AND STRENGTH, A VERY PRESENT HELP IN TROUBLE. PSALM 46:1. THE
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