We made it to Gaza and apparently they're throwing us a skydiving competition. Kind of weird they didn't give us parachutes though. Don't worry, we'll help you jump. Wait, what kind of skydiving competition is this? When the drag queens finally make it to Palestine... Oh my God, Palestine! Finally here! Now she really is a drag queen.
BORN TODAY 23 SEPTEMBER RAY CHARLES 1930 | 96 American Singer Songwriter Pianist "THE FATHER OF SOUL" Now baby, listen baby, don't you treat me this way, 'cause I'll be back on my feet someday. Oh, can't you get it through your head, you ain't got no money, you just ain't no good. Well, I guess if you say so. DAILY STAR BIRTHDAYS FOREVER REMEMBERED
Oh, Jeannie, make me the greatest president that ever lived on planet Earth. Actually, make it the greatest president in the entire universe. Yes, master. Oh, so much better. @GODSDAUGHTER693
Most iconic one-liner ever delivered. Got to get in there close and find out what's happening. There's our ticket. Hey, boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where the white women at?
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