Quarter to close. You should have left it there. You walked in loud at quarter to close. Mud on the floor, one hand in your coat. My coffee sat cold by the invoices due. You said, 'We got business.' I said, 'Not with you.' You leaned on the counter and showed me your teeth. Put my brother's name where a warning should be. I killed the welder, the w
things in my 80s car that just make sense. one to open, one to start. no cup holders anywhere. sexy chrome controls, bout half of them still functioning. big comfy bench seats. tiny mirrors cause not a single blind spot. ashtrays and lighters for every passenger. hours of tapes.
What's up, you fucking hammers? You might want to turn your volume down. Did I just read that those three individuals at USF who are eating bacon in front of Muslims who are praying just got charged with a felony hate crime? Whether I agree with it or not, that was their First Amendment right. And I'm sick and tired of the fucking double standards.
Women in their early 40's have the sex drive of a fucking 18-year-old man. Woooo! She's getting fucked right now! Look around the room. You see a woman in her early 40's and a man of the same age sitting next to her? That man is holding on for dear life. That man is looking for as much vitamin E as he can find. That man does not swallow Viagra. He
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