Being in your 50s is interesting. On paper, I'm 53. At a concert, I'm 23. After 8:00 p.m., I'm 83. When I get off the floor, I'm 103. When '80s music comes on, I'm 13 again.
Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles If you're shocked by the dismissed domestic violence allegation against the lone juror, just wait till you hear what Lindsay Clancy did.
1978 Movie The American Way. It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June in a Kenworth pulling logs. Cab-over Pete with a reefer on and a Jimmy haulin' hogs. We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh about a mile out of Shaky Town. I said Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck and I'm about to put the hammer down. Cause we got a little ol' CONVOY rockin'
So this dentist, who's getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth, he can tell she's nervous. You know that look, the one that says, 'If you come near me with that drill, we're both gonna meet Jesus today.' So he figures, 'I'll calm her down with a little joke.' He's snapping on those rubber gloves and says, 'Ma'am, do you know how they make th
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