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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Take a firm hold of the hypodermic needle, right? There'll be a little bit of pain and then numbness will set in. I'll just give you a little shot here. I guess we'll get right to it. I'll be right with you. We're looking at a little caution with the light.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
*spits mouthful of blood onto floor*
You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths
Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you

*spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you

avatar Isabella Lewis
Dentist: You're brushing your teeth wrong.
Nutritionist: You're eating wrong.
Parents: You're living wrong.
Liquor Store Guy: Excellent choice!

Dentist: You're brushing your teeth wrong. Nutritionist: You're eating wrong. Parents: You're living wrong. Liquor Store Guy: Excellent choice!

avatar Agni Gauss
rob @robwhisman i'm rubbing my head after getting a cavity filled. dental assistant says,

rob @robwhisman i'm rubbing my head after getting a cavity filled. dental assistant says, "aw do you wanna tylenol?" i say please and she leaves to get me one. $15 on the bill. i thought she meant, like, from her purse All On Medicare @AllOnMedicare · 1d When did you become radicalized by the U.S. health care non-system?

avatar Isabella Lewis
Losing it over this sign at my dentist's office. Regular brushing could have prevented this plaque.

Losing it over this sign at my dentist's office. Regular brushing could have prevented this plaque.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
A Man and a Woman were traveling in a train. WOMAN: Every time you SMILE, I feel like inviting you to my place. MAN: Awwwww!...Are you single? WOMAN: No, I'm a DENTIST.

A Man and a Woman were traveling in a train. WOMAN: Every time you SMILE, I feel like inviting you to my place. MAN: Awwwww!...Are you single? WOMAN: No, I'm a DENTIST.

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