A PRISONER COMPLAINED ABOUT A TOOTHACHE FOR DAYS BUT WAS IGNORED. SO HE BROKE OUT OF PRISON, WENT TO THE DENTIST, HAD THE TOOTH PULLED, AND TURNED HIMSELF BACK IN. HE SAID HE "JUST COULDN'T STAND IT."
So this dentist, who's getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth, he can tell she's nervous. You know that look, the one that says, 'If you come near me with that drill, we're both gonna meet Jesus today.' So he figures, 'I'll calm her down with a little joke.' He's snapping on those rubber gloves and says, 'Ma'am, do you know how they make th
A dentist makes a sound while examining a patient. The patient mimics the sound with a funny face. The dentist and assistant react with surprise. The patient then laughs widely, revealing a gap in his teeth.
So an old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, laid down and spread her legs. And the dentist walked in and said, 'I think you have the wrong room.' And she said, 'Well, you put my husband's teeth in last week, and now you have to remove them.' I told you that one would get you. Good one.
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