So, how about a blowjob? And the nerve to ask such a question? $12 bottle of wine. Are you crazy? My parents might see. Oh, come on. Who's going to see us at this hour? I'll return the favor. Wait, can you imagine if we got caught? Oh my God, what my dad would do to you. There's nobody around. Everybody's asleep. No, wait, it's way too risky. Pleas
How much Ming-Na Wen was paid for her roles. You won't believe the last one. 1: An American Affair 1989. Ming-Na's role in this drama film earned her a whopping $15,000. Not bad for a film debut, right? 2: The Joy Luck Club 1993. In this drama film, Ming-Na played the role of June Woo and took home a cool $100,000. 3: Street Fighter 1994. Ming-Na's
A U.S. Marine walked the entire train looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman. But when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi using it." Th
BREAKING: SENATE REJECTS BID TO CURB TRUMP'S IRAN WAR POWERS. ROLL CALL VOTE YEA 49 NAY 50. H. Con. Res. 89, a joint resolution to direct the removal of United States Armed Forces from hostilities within or against the Islamic Republic of Iran. MAGA WINS AGAIN. On this vote, the yeas are 49, the nays are 50. The resolution is not agreed to.
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