so i take my wife out on a date and this waiter completely insults her i cannot believe what he said to her he said would you like a bag for that i mean she's not a beauty queen but she is gorgeous to me unbelievable
Customers gas line ->
No thanks, I chose life.
Thankyou for a visiting, so I'm a sales eh, I'm rou conclusus, he's not a sales I'm a sales. You got married. I'm only a barber. I'm a sales to get married. I saw you later. I'm a sales driver really signing my expensive box. I'm a sales driver. I'm a sales driver.
If a woman tells you that the greatest moment of her life was giving birth, she's lying straight to the greatest moment in a woman's life is seeing some girl she used to know and that they got fat. It's
My humour is broken 💀ðŸ˜
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more I got the horses in the back Horse like it's attached
oh no not the baby get your baby yes get your baby oh my goodness oh my goodness get your baby oh that's adorable literally adorable oh look at look at her belly oh my goodness you're good mama
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