This masterpiece was created 77 years ago. I'm going to have a midnight jamboree, they break it up with English glee. Ghost about, but the one that's cursed is the Headless Horseman, he's the worst. That's why he's out on Halloween night. When he goes jogging across the land, holding his noggin in his hand. Demons take one look and roll and hit the
Have you ever faked an orgasm before? Yes. Oh yeah, definitely. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh yeah, definitely. Have you ever been with a woman who has faked an orgasm with you before? Not that I know of, no. Nah, I don't think so. No. I wouldn't imagine anyone has. No. No. No. Ok. To be honest with you. Yeah, no, you could be ri
Ai. I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun. Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I've done. Put a blood blister upon each bun. I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun.
Earl, you ought to try noodling for catfish. How do you do that? You stick your hand in the hole and grab the catfish. That's it? Well, this ought to be easy. Where you at, stupid fish? I got one! Look at this big old fish. Whoa! No! No! Where'd he go? Whoa! Get back here, you overgrown minnow! Whoa there, big fella! Hold your horses! This is crazy
Don't feel so bad when I said give up there. People, I give up on you. So my happy, somebody said hello. I'm gonna let you know. What the people need, Lord, is me, me, me. It's so hard to do if you know how. What a message. I don't get it all through. Lord, I'm gonna let you know.
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