SUMMER HEAT WILL SWEAT YOUR FRICKIN' BALLS RIGHT OFF. Sweet Home Alabama, where the skies are so blue. Sweet Home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you. In Birmingham they love the governor. Boo boo boo. Now watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet Home Alabama.
I finally found the G-spot. No, you did not. Turns out all these years it was in your sister. Fellas, remember, the only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. I need to tell my girlfriend she's using way too much teeth when she goes down on me. But I don't wanna hurt her feelings. How do I soften the
24 OF THE 26 SECRETARIES OF HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICES WERE NOT DOCTORS. IF YOU VOTED FOR THIS DUMBASS, YOU ARE CULPABLE FOR HER DISINFORMATION. Man: I don't either. That's why I'm asking. By the way, 24 of the 26 HHS secretaries had not had medical degrees. Woman: So to be clear, you're not a doctor, you have no medical degree, and you have no formal
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