The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. Pardon me again, doc, but just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth being gone? Oh, I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus. Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom! Capture that creature and return the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Spac
Ottinger's Offroad Caravan 2026. I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds. I couldn't stand so much resistance from behind. It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going d
Let her go, let her go, oh bless her. Wherever she may be. She will search this wide world over. But she'll never find another sweet man like me. Now when I die, bury me in my straight-leg britches. Put on a box back coat and a stetson hat. Put a twenty dollar gold piece on my watch chain so you can let all the boys know I died standing pat. @Fleis
What a... Must have been a nightmare. What a... It's a boy! A boy in a tuxedo! Listen, playboy. What's the idea crashing in the middle of the night and disturbing an honest rabbit's slumber? Look, this nightlife and fly south or something. Me and my big fat promises. Bugs Bunny came to Martinique, when he arrived, they were pretty weak. His knees l
Everything happens for a reason. You may not see it now, but sooner or later, God will reveal why He let things happen. Always remember that His way is better than our ways. His will is beyond our will. Put your trust in Him. Amen.
Kale. You can't put enough ranch dressing on kale to make it taste good. You know what kale chips are, sir? It's kale leaves on a cookie sheet burned in the oven at 400 degrees. I go, what are these? She said, 'Kale chips.' I go, 'It's a brush fire!' What are you talking about? This isn't food. I tried to give them to my dog. My dog goes, 'No way,
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