The officer couldn't really argue with that one. Can you get off of me, mate? I'm not running anywhere. I'm fat, innit? You're gonna catch me if I run. Okay. Jesus.
My mother had a winter warm into her hands. Kept food on the table when little would last. She taught me the stories, remember the dead. Made sure I knew every old name that she said. I thought she was hard when I still was a child. Now I know she was tired and hid it a while. My father came home with the gold in his beard. Never said much about th
God Bless Trump & USA (Make America Great Again Song) Dana Kamide. Today there's things disappearing That I worked for all my life I dread having to start again with just my children and my wife. I wanna thank some lucky stars for trying bring our greatness Back today. 'Cause the flag used to stand for Freedom And now they're trying to take that aw
Oh, hey, look at this gator trying to bite me in the face. Nah, it's actually just Casper. So, I was just playing around with him a little bit, hanging out underwater, blowing some bubble rings up to see how he would react. And so he just kind of sinks down to the bottom. Isn't it so cool how they can just be floating, totally fine, and then decide
Excuse me, can you help me? I like can't reach that. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh my god, thank you so much. I got it. No, I got it. Okay. I got it. I'm never asking for help again.
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