This has got to be a joke. Bro, I'm a murder twin. Bro said this got to be a joke. Trust me, this ain't no joke, let's swing. Oh no, this definitely got to be a joke. 'Cause what in the Malibu's Most Wanted you got going on, my boy? First of all, you're doing too much. You sound like a pair of clippers and a next-tail church where niggas used to bu
We tried to tell you. America is stuck in another Middle East quagmire. Thank you, Mr. Trump. Thank you, Mr. Secretary. This is what you've done for the American people. But if I may. Sure. Yeah. I didn't get a chance. I didn't see a question in the statement from the congressman. I hope you appreciate how reckless it is. When I said reckless, feck
full on retarded. White liberal woman says I look like an immigrant. Do I look like an immigrant? You do. Isn't that funny how you assume I look like an immigrant just because of my skin color? It says we support ICE because defending America starts with defending law and order. Really? Do you agree? No. What part do you disagree with? The law and
14 May 2026. Admiral Brad Cooper II, Commander Of U.S. Central Command Testified Before The Senate Armed Services Committee. Admiral Bradley Cooper, who's the commander of US Central Command, made a statement during his testimony before the Armed Services Committee on May 14th of 2026 that I think all of you should hear. How long have you been fami
when you pray for a perfect man 😂 Lord, please give me a man that will never run from me, never hit me, and real good in bed. What brings you here? I'm the answer to your prayer. What? Well, I've got no legs, so I can't run from you, and I got no arms, so I can't hit you. Uh, what about being good in bed? How do you think I rang the doorbell?
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