Two nuns are walking along a canal. A person disguised as a bush surprises one of the nuns. The nun reacts with surprise, then laughs and interacts with the performer. The performer says "Ciao" (Hello) and the nun responds with "Alla prossima allora" (Until next time then) and "La prossima" (The next one).
Bro, what are these editors eating? 💀 You there. What are your pronouns? They/Them. Sir. Hm. And you! ArGAYdian. What are your pronouns? Ze/Hir. Ze/Hir. You? Black woman. Are you serious? Are you serious? Spartans! How many genders? Two! Two! We can't let this nonsense spread any further, Spartan. You have to put things straight. I will literally p
What's up Mister Tucker? I'm recording you. Alright. That's Mister Tucker. Man, I'm too blessed to be depressed, too grateful to be hateful. Even too happy to be snappy and I'm so glad I can't be sad. Really too anointed to be disappointed. As my life gets longer, my faith gets stronger. Love it, man. Mister Tucker is the first coal miner I ever me
There are owners of private prisons who are suing the states they are contracted to imprison people in because they don't have enough prisoners because the state got lax on some of their laws and decided to be more lenient on incarceration. So you have a state government that goes, 'Alright, we ain't gonna put as many people in prison.' But the pri
A man enters a room and takes a crying baby from a girl. Suddenly, his face distorts with glowing red eyes and a loud, intense sound plays, indicating a meme reaction.
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