He took a painting class just to propose to his girlfriend. Will you marry me? (People counting down, cheering, gasping, emotional reactions, "Oh my god", "Yes!")
You built your walls, you threw your stones. You made a battlefield of broken bones. Every lie, every scar, every word you said. Turn another piece of me into something dead. You call me weak, you call me cold. You never wondered who made me this bold. You pushed, I learned to rise. You broke, I changed my eyes. You thought I'd stay beneath your fe
Setting a password. I was trying to set a password for my wife's computer, so I typed in 'my penis'. She starts laughing hysterically. I said, 'What's so funny?' She says, 'The screen says not long enough'.
President Trump at the UN: "I CALL ON ALL MEMBERS OF THE ICC TO RESIGN IMMEDIATELY". The United States is equally opposed to the out of control institution known as the International Criminal Court. We will never allow US service members or anyone else to be investigated or given show trials by an anti-American tribunal with no jurisdiction over us
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